When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

totally-relatable:

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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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python57:

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw

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Reblog for a creepy compliment in your ask.

originalgrin:

I have never reblogged something so fast in my life.

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